If you're unsure about what you're going to do with your life,
Try to remember, some of the most interesting people didn't know what they were going
to do at age twenty-two or even at forty, and nearly all of them are unemployed drug
addicts forced to live on cat food.
Also understand that friends will come and go, this is because of your irritating
personality, nobody likes you. So if the only thing getting you thought the day is the
misconception that people like you, end it now. (bang)
Learn how to smoke Whinny Blues, if you're under aged, get an older kid to buy them for
you.
Get to really know your parents, they're good for money, milk them, then put them in an
old people's home.
Travel as often as you can, live in New York City once, live in Northern California once,
never live in Adelaide, It's a hole.
Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't, maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't, if you
do have children, lock them under the stairs.
Do one thing each day that scares you, sing, dance, jump in front of a car.
Do not trust anyone who tries to update Sheakespear for the kids, and if you see Quindon
Tarver in the street, punch him in the face for me.

Chorus
Brother and Sister, we can be free (smack)

If you're worried about the way you look, try to remember, you're probably fatter than you
think, maybe you should consider an eating disorder. Don't worry too much about the
future. If you're nervous about an exam, ring up your school to schedule time, and make a
bomb threat. If you're a girl, lie about period pains to get out of anything you don't want to
do. Cheat if you think you can get away with it. Remember, someone with richer parents is
getting private tuition.
Shop-lift as often as you can, Shopping Centres factor shop-lifting into their prices, so if
you don't do it, it's like they're getting money for free.
When you're on work experience, steal a cab-charge, and take a Taxi to Perth.
Wear sunscreen, but only if it's that coconut oil that gives you cancer.
Keep your old love letters, if you see an old lover in the street, try to run them over in your
car.
Don't mess too much with your hair, or else by the time you're thirty-five, you'll look like
Greg Matthews.
Remember you can wear your underwear four times without washing them, Forwards,
Backwards, inside-out Forwards, inside-out Backwards.

Chorus twice
(bang bang bang bang)

Congregate in gangs around train stations and shopping centres, it's a free country, It's
public space. Skateboard on War Memorials.
Smoke in your School uniform.
Set off car alarms.
Plant Drugs on a teacher.
Join a cult.
Spike Drinks.
Don't flush public toilets.
Remember, only you will truly take care of you, so carry a concealed weapon.
Don't wear your 'P' plates.
Walk around with your eye lids rolled back.
Touch your tongue on the tip of batteries.
Be open to new love.
Remember, you can't get pregnant the first time you have sex.
Expect others to support you, it's easy to get the doll and still do cash in hand work.
Respect your elders, when your grandma dies, have her stuffed.
Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when you're knee capped by a loan shark.
Get revenge, don't forgive anyone for anything,
But most of all, don't aim too high, you're probably only suited to an office or factory job.
And trust me on the Whinny Blues.